What Growing Up Bama Means ---------

Well, I'll tell ya! If you grew up Bama, No details needed! If not, I'll explain. There's one thing in Bama that means more than anything else ! And thats ALABAMA FOOTBALL!!! ROLL ~ TIDE ~ ROLL!!!!! And God forbid there's an Alabama AND an Auburn fan in one household! That can lead to pure disaster!!!! Now on my end, thank goodness, I grew up the "RIGHT WAY" and grew up BAMA!!!! I've had a few friends that grew up that other thing, shhhhhhhh, you know , the Tiger thing, but I finally got old enough to let their faults aside and love em anyways! We live, eat, sleep and breath football around these parts. Its one or the other and there ain't no in between.

Now that , my friend, Is What GROWING UP BAMA MEANS!!!!!!!!

Redneck?????

Are you yourself a redneck?? If not, do you wish you were one? LOL Well, just take this handy application and maybe you could, just as I, be a redneck yourself! ;)

APPLICATION TO BE A REDNECK
Name:_____________________________ Nickname:________________________________ CB Handle:______________________________ Address (RFD No.)_____________--_________________________ Daddy (if unknown, list 3 suspects):____________________________________ Mamma:___________________________________ Neck Shade:_________Light Red _________Medium Red __________Dark Red Number of teeth exposed in full grin: Upper_______ Lower________ Name of Pickup owned:________________________ Height of Truck________________ Truck equipped with: Gun Rack ______4-Wheel Drive ______Confederate Flag _______ Cassette Deck ______Load of Wood ______Hijacker Shocks _______Radar Detector ______ Mag Wheels ______Dual CB Antennas _______Spittoon ______Camper Top ______ Air Horns _______Mud Flaps ______Toothpick Holder ______Mug-Grip Tires _______ Racoon Hide ______Big Dog Number of empty beer cans on floorboard or in bed of pickup:_________ BUMPER STICKERS: Eat More Possum _____My other car is a piece of shit too _____Honk if you're horny _____ If you ain't a cowboy you ain't shit _____Redman Chewing Tobacco _____Wave if you're horny ___ Define the following (must be 90% correct): 1. Grits 6. Sawmill Gravy 11. Cobbler 16. Tater 2. Goobers 7. Turnip Salad 12. Fatback 17. Pig Skins ?. Pinto Beans 8. Shit-on-a-Shingle 13. Tote 18. Okrie 4. Collards 9. Redeye Gravy 14. Chickin' Fry 19. Shonuf ?. Sidemeat 10.Soppin' Syrup 15. Poke 20. Chitlins Favorite Vocalist: Reba McEntire ____Conway Twitty ____Loretta Lynn ____Hank Williams Jr. ____Randy Travis ____Ray Wylie Hubbard ____Tammy Wynette ____Slim Whitman ____Porter Wagoner ____Willie Nelson ____George Jones ____Box Car Willie Favorite Recreation Square Dancin' ____Possum Huntin' ____Skinny Dippin' ____Craw Daddin' ____Gospel Singin'____ 4-Wheelin' ____Drankin' ____Spittin' Backy ____Bill Chip Throwin' ____Honky Tonkin' ____ Noodlin' ____Other Name of son(s): Bubba _______Jim Bob _______LeeRoy ______J.D. Name of Daughter(s): PammySue ______Violet ______Paulette _____Daisy Weapons owned: _____Deer Rifle _____Sawed-off Shotgun _____Varmit Rifle _____Log Cabin _____Tire Iron _____Power Chain Saw _____Pick Handle _____Hick'ry Switch Number of Dogs:_____ Type:_____Blue Tick ______Black & Tan _______Beagle _______Bird Dawg > Cap Emblem: _____John Deer _____McCullock Chain Saws _____Budweiser _____Vo-Tech _____Skoal _____Coors _____NAPA _____Smile If You're Not Wearing Underwear Number of Dependants: _______Legal _______Claimed Number of Weeks Unemployed:__________ Number of Welfare Checks Received:_________ Memberships: KKK ___NRA ___Moose ___PTL Club ___AA ___Bass Club ___VFW ___Quiltin' Bee ___American Legion ___ United Sons and Daughters of the Confederacy ___John Birch Society Length of Right Leg:__________ Length of Left Leg:___________ Does your truck contain some part painted the official state color of Primer Red?Yes ___No___ How many cars do you have jacked up on blocks in your front yard?__________ How many kitchen appliances will you keep on your front porch?__________ Will you wear mostly double-knit polyester pants with snags?________ Do you own any shoes? _____Yes _____No If yes, how many?_________ What year did you last purchase shoes?_________ Are you married to any of the following: _______Sister _______Cousin ________Sow Do you know her name? _____________ Does your wife weigh more than your pickup?_________ Can you sign your name and get the spelling right every time?___________ Have you ever stayed sober for a whole weekend?__________ If so, why?_______________________________________________________________ Can you count: Past 10 with your shoes on?___________________ To 21 with your fly up?_________________ Do you know any words that have more than 4 letters?______________ Have you ever had more than one bath in a week?_______________ Medical Information: Do you have at least two of the following: BO ____Crabs ____Head Lice _____Rabies ____Trench Mouth _____Runny Nose _____Bad Breath ____Chafing

Who knows! You just might have what it takes!

What is carn????

LOL.......

I remember growing up and when we would get really nasty outside playing and the sorts, My mama would say, " Girl, get in there and take you a bath! You stink like Carn!!!" You know, up until a few months ago when I googled the definition, I didnt know what in the world carn was! LOL I knew it must be bad if I smelled like it, but didnt have a clue in the world as to what that meant! Well, after some studying up on it, I found out I was smelling like the carcus of a dead animal! LOL

Man, I must of really been rough to be around when I was a carning ! LOL

Yeah yall, I grew up Bama! :)

Howdy yall --- From Sweet Home Alabama

I grew up Bama! I lived Bama and I love Bama!
I have traveled all across the continental USA and to this day, when I see that Welcome To Alabama The Beautiful sign my eyes and heart still light up like you would not believe!!!
Southern born and southern bred and a true southern belle! I think so anyways! ;)
Always "fixing" to do something and always reckoning it will get done, aint nothing like some TRUE SOUTHERN PRIDE!!!

I grew up Bama , and yes, I love Bama!!